Protect me from the crazy lady!
Cuz if so, I'm coming over there!
...it's called "Crank-call-arama"!
Try to read what's on my shirt
I crawl best when wearing the "speed-duck"
Attack of the killer stuffed animals
If I only knew there was a penguin behind me
Just give me the money. No funny business.
Mum teaches me about fish and stuff
With my pal Thomas (I'm six hours older)
My first kiss (notice the hammer)
Hiking with daddy, "before" picture
Hiking with daddy, "after" picture
That, my friends, is a big bike.
It IS nice to get good vodka every now and then!
Discrete? I'll show you frikkin' discrete...